20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac
Each Week Shane-O is going to bring you 20 unique thoughts about what's going on in the world of comics and beyond. At this time I would also like to make it clear that the statements and opinions of Shane-O don't reflect the opinions of anyone but himself.
1) Adam and Andy Kubert should have a contest to see who can go the longest without putting out a book on time.
2) Terrorism is the new trend.
3) Where is Tobey Maguire's billion dollars?
4) Why do people always think the worst can happen to them, but not the best.
5) No one knows why Dick Grayson is the only character who got older in comics.
6) Captain America is dead now and the Punisher will become Captain Afghanistan in retaliation.
7) People can't resist a high five.
8) Spider-Man went back to black because he wanted to be more racially diverse.
9) The escalator is not a ride.
10) Staufer's meal for one on a Saturday night can only be accompanied by a regular Budweiser and depression.
11) Now we know that peter parker has a penis once he reaches the age of 60.
12) Joe Quesada got an idea from the NY comic con and will be writing and drawing a new MARVEL book called "The Quest for AA Batteries"
13) No one can ever successfully masterbate drunk. You just hurt your arm.
14) Guys get into comics because of Powergirl.
15) Al Gore loves global warming.
16) Alan Heinberg takes too goddamn long.
17) I think that one day we will find out that Brian Michael Bendis is a cyborg and doesn't need to sleep.
18) How many times do I fart in my sleep?
19) Never Forget.
20) Do you think Batman wipes his ass, or he is so stealth that he just does ghost shits?
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3 comments:
touche.
And the reason Dick Grayson is the only one that gets older is so that Dan DiDio will eventually be able to kill him off with prostate cancer if nobody lets him kill the kid in battle.
Never for get what? and before that was a question...and yes I believe Batman can sucsessfully ghost shit on command. With that said, I'm liking the new format and promise to frequent this blog more often because its my only means of comic book news since Jim always closes early to go to target with Cory. peace
Al Gore loves global warming so much he's going to marry it, have it's children and name them native american-esque names like "rising sea levels" and "polar bear extinction" and maybe if it's a girl "widespread panic" or "devistating natural desasters"
So groovy new site Cee Diddy and facinating thought process Shane-o-mac. Way to go gentlemen.
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