20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

You know the drill. These are Shane's thoughts and Shane's thoughts alone. So very alone.

1. Joe Quesada can and will always be know as Joe Quesadilla, the tasty mexican Editor In Chief

2. The new Ulitmate Alliance pack for Xbox 360 just makes Marvel games that much more awesome now that you can download new characters and really get your money's worth...oh wait, you have to spend more money to get the new characters.

3. Dragon Ball Z is still confused with the epic porn Dragon Balls starring Jackie Chan and Halle Barry.

4. Captain America is dead and will eventually return somehow, but not anytime soon. It'd be a suprise if he did stay dead.

5. Comics should go back to the old days where Batman touched Robin and the Joker foiled countless boners on a daily basis.

6. The multiverse is still here. Superboy Prime will be back full balls.

7. All Star Superman...still incredible

8. God damn you Kuberts!

9. Monday's 24 was originally supposed to be the season finale episode but FOX said let's just carry out 8 more episodes of Jack Bauer screaming DAMNIT at everyone he sees.

10. American Idol and Sanjaya. Who really gives a shit.

11. I know I'm gonna buy the LOST plane crash box set and re-enact the twin tower event over and over again at New York airports.

12. The new Ronin is Steve Rogers...what a twist!

13. I found a dollar today.

14. When the Spiderman 3 dvd is released there will be a deleted scene with Doc Brown picking up Harry Osborn giving him the hover board.

15. April 30-may 6th is spiderman week here in NYC and I'm finally going to find out where Tobey's billion dollars is.

16. Apparently I have to quit for Spiderman week. Derek has already called my boss and explained the circumstances.

17. Brown

18. I saw a man that wore dress pants and shoes with no socks...very disturbing

19. JLA and JSA cross over. Can't get any better.

20. www.myspace.com/stantonrock

Crazy Ass Rumors

* Guitar Hero 3 is scheduled to ship on Halloween this year. This is rumored to be the first of many theme games, the first theme being 80's rock.

* An Iron Man teaser trailer will be ready for the release of Fantastic Four 2.

* Venom will be the first fatality in New Thunderbolts. This will be the first step in getting the suit back on Eddie Brock. Look for this to happen in June.

* The next season of Smallville is being prepped as it's final season. The big rumor is that the producers want Bruce Wayne to play a major part in the final season. This would also serve as another great way to promote the next Batman movie.

You Tube Theater

This week You Tube Theater is all about American Idol. Actually it's about the people who watch American Idol. Actually it's about people who watch American Idol, that dislike Sanjaya Malakar. Wait that's not quite right either. What this You Tube Theater is really about is this bitch who went on a hunger strike because Sanjaya was still on the show. So let's start things off by showing everyone exactly who Sanjaya is.


So because this Sanjaya isn't what some people consider to be America's Idol, one girl decided to go on a hunger strike.


So then right about when I was ready to give this porker a few props for doing something crazy, she ends up posting this video on You Tube, 16 days later.


First off, what a wimp for only lasting 16 days. Second, you my friend are a fake!! You only went on a hunger strike for attention and not because you thought Sanjaya was a bad singer. If you were really dedicated you would've have toughed it out and not given up 16 days with a fucking ad running in the background. You make me sick.

~Diddy