Tuesday, April 10, 2007

20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

You know the drill. These are Shane's thoughts and Shane's thoughts alone. So very alone.

1. Joe Quesada can and will always be know as Joe Quesadilla, the tasty mexican Editor In Chief

2. The new Ulitmate Alliance pack for Xbox 360 just makes Marvel games that much more awesome now that you can download new characters and really get your money's worth...oh wait, you have to spend more money to get the new characters.

3. Dragon Ball Z is still confused with the epic porn Dragon Balls starring Jackie Chan and Halle Barry.

4. Captain America is dead and will eventually return somehow, but not anytime soon. It'd be a suprise if he did stay dead.

5. Comics should go back to the old days where Batman touched Robin and the Joker foiled countless boners on a daily basis.

6. The multiverse is still here. Superboy Prime will be back full balls.

7. All Star Superman...still incredible

8. God damn you Kuberts!

9. Monday's 24 was originally supposed to be the season finale episode but FOX said let's just carry out 8 more episodes of Jack Bauer screaming DAMNIT at everyone he sees.

10. American Idol and Sanjaya. Who really gives a shit.

11. I know I'm gonna buy the LOST plane crash box set and re-enact the twin tower event over and over again at New York airports.

12. The new Ronin is Steve Rogers...what a twist!

13. I found a dollar today.

14. When the Spiderman 3 dvd is released there will be a deleted scene with Doc Brown picking up Harry Osborn giving him the hover board.

15. April 30-may 6th is spiderman week here in NYC and I'm finally going to find out where Tobey's billion dollars is.

16. Apparently I have to quit for Spiderman week. Derek has already called my boss and explained the circumstances.

17. Brown

18. I saw a man that wore dress pants and shoes with no socks...very disturbing

19. JLA and JSA cross over. Can't get any better.

20. www.myspace.com/stantonrock

3 comments:

J-Stew said...

pretty shameless promoting your band, but number 17 was made it ok...what can brown do for you?

Unknown said...

You really can't come up with 20 things every week, can you?

Teresa said...

I can relate to that brown comment.