Saturday, June 16, 2007

Everyone's a Skrull!!!

The event in New Avengers #31 have got everyone talking. It was revealed that Elektra has actually been a skrull for the last year, if not longer. Some have speculated that the Skrulls may have been swapping out heroes and villains as far back to the Kree-Skrull War. Recently I was able to speak with good friend Shane-O-Mac about this thoughts on "Everyone's a Skrull!!!!"

shaneomac6075: everyone is a skrull
CeeDiddy4H: Everyone!!! thats the best part the skrulls dont even know that they're all skrulls
shaneomac6075: nope
shaneomac6075: cap is coming back
shaneomac6075: they're gonna say he was a skrull
shaneomac6075: even though it was a human body
CeeDiddy4H: he was so a skrull so was Aunt May
shaneomac6075: mary jane is a skrull
shaneomac6075: they've been having skrull sex
CeeDiddy4H: If you could have Skrull sex, whose cock would u use?
shaneomac6075: um..
shaneomac6075: like who's skrull cock would i take?
CeeDiddy4H: no dont be gay
shaneomac6075: i thought you were being gay
CeeDiddy4H: why would I be gay?
shaneomac6075: we both are
shaneomac6075: because we didn't go to philly con
CeeDiddy4H: all im talking about is replacing ur dick with a skrull dick that could easily be manipulated in to another's cock
shaneomac6075: i guess mr fantastic because it can be any size
CeeDiddy4H: that's the easy answer though, you can already make it any size because you're a skrull and you can choose to use anyones cock
shaneomac6075: jesus
shaneomac6075: i guess tony stark then
shaneomac6075: he gets all those models
shaneomac6075: and he'll have money
shaneomac6075: but it might be small
CeeDiddy4H: that's why he has all that loot
CeeDiddy4H: also think about the idea that the suit is to make up for the small dick
shaneomac6075: it is
shaneomac6075:
frank castle then
shaneomac6075: so i can punish every girl
CeeDiddy4H: that works, but Frank might a small guy too, he does carry BIG guns
shaneomac6075: peter parker
shaneomac6075: look at the girl he's got
CeeDiddy4H: Puny Parker??
shaneomac6075: oh god you're right
CeeDiddy4H: he got that name for a reason
shaneomac6075: aw no
shaneomac6075: well who would you be
CeeDiddy4H: Dude im cool with my size, just because you're not happy and need to replace it with a skrull dick, doesn't mean I have to.
CeeDiddy4H: Sicko
shaneomac6075: i thought we had to choose!
CeeDiddy4H: There was no rules, I sed skrull cock and you jumped at the chance
shaneomac6075: i can't handle this
CeeDiddy4H: Let's just change the subject
shaneomac6075: what girl would you have skrull sex with?
shaneomac6075: that skrull elektra didn't look that bad
CeeDiddy4H: Is she the skrull during the sex?
shaneomac6075: well you know it's them on the inside
CeeDiddy4H: Then I'd choose Sue Storm, so she could disappear when I"m done.
shaneomac6075: you got that right

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Cee Diddy Meets....

You Tube Theater

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer comes out this week. I encourage everyone to check it out. I'm expecting another fun romp with the Fantastic Four. Now a lot of critics and fanboys have been complaining about the FF movies but one thing I always keep in mind is that the comic books have always been a titles for all ages. This week "You Tube Theater" is dedicated to the Fantastic Four. So if you know you're not going to see the new movie, then you should watch these vids instead.



Ok there's been a change of plans. I really did want to post three FF vids but then I cam across these vids that revealed the plans for X-Men 4. This is some major news, so please check it out.