Everyone's a Skrull!!!

The event in New Avengers #31 have got everyone talking. It was revealed that Elektra has actually been a skrull for the last year, if not longer. Some have speculated that the Skrulls may have been swapping out heroes and villains as far back to the Kree-Skrull War. Recently I was able to speak with good friend Shane-O-Mac about this thoughts on "Everyone's a Skrull!!!!"

shaneomac6075: everyone is a skrull
CeeDiddy4H: Everyone!!! thats the best part the skrulls dont even know that they're all skrulls
shaneomac6075: nope
shaneomac6075: cap is coming back
shaneomac6075: they're gonna say he was a skrull
shaneomac6075: even though it was a human body
CeeDiddy4H: he was so a skrull so was Aunt May
shaneomac6075: mary jane is a skrull
shaneomac6075: they've been having skrull sex
CeeDiddy4H: If you could have Skrull sex, whose cock would u use?
shaneomac6075: um..
shaneomac6075: like who's skrull cock would i take?
CeeDiddy4H: no dont be gay
shaneomac6075: i thought you were being gay
CeeDiddy4H: why would I be gay?
shaneomac6075: we both are
shaneomac6075: because we didn't go to philly con
CeeDiddy4H: all im talking about is replacing ur dick with a skrull dick that could easily be manipulated in to another's cock
shaneomac6075: i guess mr fantastic because it can be any size
CeeDiddy4H: that's the easy answer though, you can already make it any size because you're a skrull and you can choose to use anyones cock
shaneomac6075: jesus
shaneomac6075: i guess tony stark then
shaneomac6075: he gets all those models
shaneomac6075: and he'll have money
shaneomac6075: but it might be small
CeeDiddy4H: that's why he has all that loot
CeeDiddy4H: also think about the idea that the suit is to make up for the small dick
shaneomac6075: it is
shaneomac6075: frank castle then
shaneomac6075: so i can punish every girl
CeeDiddy4H: that works, but Frank might a small guy too, he does carry BIG guns
shaneomac6075: peter parker
shaneomac6075: look at the girl he's got
CeeDiddy4H: Puny Parker??
shaneomac6075: oh god you're right
CeeDiddy4H: he got that name for a reason
shaneomac6075: aw no
shaneomac6075: well who would you be
CeeDiddy4H: Dude im cool with my size, just because you're not happy and need to replace it with a skrull dick, doesn't mean I have to.
CeeDiddy4H: Sicko
shaneomac6075: i thought we had to choose!
CeeDiddy4H: There was no rules, I sed skrull cock and you jumped at the chance
shaneomac6075: i can't handle this
CeeDiddy4H: Let's just change the subject
shaneomac6075: what girl would you have skrull sex with?
shaneomac6075: that skrull elektra didn't look that bad
CeeDiddy4H: Is she the skrull during the sex?
shaneomac6075: well you know it's them on the inside
CeeDiddy4H: Then I'd choose Sue Storm, so she could disappear when I"m done.
shaneomac6075: you got that right