Thursday, March 29, 2007

Crazy Ass Rumors

We can't guarantee that these rumors are true, but what we can promise is that for the most part they are "crazy ass". So please enjoy some crazy ass rumors.

* Gerard Butler will be playing the Comedian in the upcoming Zack Snyder helmed, The Watchmen.

* Eidos has announced that they will no longer be making games for the PS3 until their sales get better. Eidos is the company behind Tomb Raider and Hitman. This has sparked the rumor that the most recent Tomb Raider and Hitman are getting Wii makeovers just in time for the holiday.

* Who is the new Ronnin? The official answer is coming soon in the pages of New Avengers, but the crazy ass candidates range from Jessica Jones, Winter Solider, Hank Pym, Sharon Carter, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, Baron Zemo, and Shang Chi. We have no clue who it is, but it should be good.

* Sarah Michelle Gellar is rumored to have a role in the next Batman film. Some are saying she might be playing the Joker's wife. Let me make that clear though, NOT HARLEY. Before Joker goes all Joker he did have a wife.

* So everyone is talking about the teaser image that DC put out a few months back. You know the one with Superman crying (AGAIN). Some are curious as to who Red Robin is under the mask. Very simple, it's Dick Grayson from the Kingdom Come universe. The multiple Earths are coming back, deal with it.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Cee Diddy Meets....

I am very proud to introduce issue #1 of "Cee Diddy Meets..." Each week a new chapter will be posted as Cee Diddy meets different characters from the world of comics.

News You Already Know

Every week we bring you the news you already read some where else. So enjoy and if we actually posted something you didn't read, then GO US!

* Hugo Weaving will be doing the voice of Megatron in the upcoming Micheal Bay masterpiece, "Transformers".

* A few different sites are reporting that Matthew Modine will be playing Dr.Banner in the upcoming Hulk 2.

* 2008 will bring us the video game we've been waiting for, Lego Batman. The game is being done by the same studio that made the very cool Lego Star Wars game. I hope this trend continues and we get to see a Lego Justice League game.

* Angelina Jolie has joined the cast for "Wanted". The movie is going to be based on the Mark Millar classic. I don't have a great feeling about this one and that's a real shame cause the book is amazing.

* So the good news is that Paul W.S. Anderson is no longer working on the movie version of Castlevania. The bad news is he's going to be working on the remake of Death Race.

* Emile Hirsh is going to get the chance to play Speed Racer in the upcoming "Speed Racer" movie. For those who don't know the name, Emile was the lead actor in "Girl Next Store".

* Namco will be bringing Katamari Damacy to all the next generation systems this fall. The ps3 and XBox 360 should be coming out in October with a Wii version coming out in November.

Monday, March 26, 2007

This week in You Tube Theater we bring you a double header dedicated to the new film based on Frank Miller's 300.




20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

Each Week Shane-O is going to bring you 20 unique thoughts about what's going on in the world of comics and beyond. At this time I would also like to make it clear that the statements and opinions of Shane-O don't reflect the opinions of anyone but himself.

1) Adam and Andy Kubert should have a contest to see who can go the longest without putting out a book on time.

2) Terrorism is the new trend.

3) Where is Tobey Maguire's billion dollars?

4) Why do people always think the worst can happen to them, but not the best.

5) No one knows why Dick Grayson is the only character who got older in comics.

6) Captain America is dead now and the Punisher will become Captain Afghanistan in retaliation.

7) People can't resist a high five.

8) Spider-Man went back to black because he wanted to be more racially diverse.

9) The escalator is not a ride.

10) Staufer's meal for one on a Saturday night can only be accompanied by a regular Budweiser and depression.

11) Now we know that peter parker has a penis once he reaches the age of 60.

12) Joe Quesada got an idea from the NY comic con and will be writing and drawing a new MARVEL book called "The Quest for AA Batteries"

13) No one can ever successfully masterbate drunk. You just hurt your arm.

14) Guys get into comics because of Powergirl.

15) Al Gore loves global warming.

16) Alan Heinberg takes too goddamn long.

17) I think that one day we will find out that Brian Michael Bendis is a cyborg and doesn't need to sleep.

18) How many times do I fart in my sleep?

19) Never Forget.

20) Do you think Batman wipes his ass, or he is so stealth that he just does ghost shits?