20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

1. Punisher isn't Captain America.

2. Booster Gold getting his new series will be filled with endorsements.

3. LOST finally has a scheduled ending. So did the Big Dig.

4. Tony Stark turned into a hot naked woman...let's see where this goes.

5. Billion dollar Maguire still lives up to his name.

6. I'm about to shatter some glass.

7. Latin music does not make sense and scares me...sorry Teresa.

8. 52...good ending.

9. Bruce Campbell does not promote Campbell's soup.

10. FF2 right now just seems like a 2 hour chase scene.

11. Damn you Kuberts for putting out action figures that look like your delayed art.

12. Countdown is counting down to what your bank statement is going to look like at the end.

13. Does anyone even care about the Hulk?

14. Cory is the new Captain America.

15. Brown can do shit for you. Take that how you want.

16. Mary Marvel is gonna be a little slut.

17. Paul Dini's file photo is from about 20 years ago.

18. Ted Hayes is starting his own cookbook called "Ted Hayes' Highway".

19. All Star Batman #5 wasn't gonna come out this month but Jim Lee's mom yelled at him in every Asian language until he finished it.

20. An apple tini is manly.