This week in You Tube Theater we bring you a double header dedicated to the new film based on Frank Miller's 300.

20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

Each Week Shane-O is going to bring you 20 unique thoughts about what's going on in the world of comics and beyond. At this time I would also like to make it clear that the statements and opinions of Shane-O don't reflect the opinions of anyone but himself.

1) Adam and Andy Kubert should have a contest to see who can go the longest without putting out a book on time.

2) Terrorism is the new trend.

3) Where is Tobey Maguire's billion dollars?

4) Why do people always think the worst can happen to them, but not the best.

5) No one knows why Dick Grayson is the only character who got older in comics.

6) Captain America is dead now and the Punisher will become Captain Afghanistan in retaliation.

7) People can't resist a high five.

8) Spider-Man went back to black because he wanted to be more racially diverse.

9) The escalator is not a ride.

10) Staufer's meal for one on a Saturday night can only be accompanied by a regular Budweiser and depression.

11) Now we know that peter parker has a penis once he reaches the age of 60.

12) Joe Quesada got an idea from the NY comic con and will be writing and drawing a new MARVEL book called "The Quest for AA Batteries"

13) No one can ever successfully masterbate drunk. You just hurt your arm.

14) Guys get into comics because of Powergirl.

15) Al Gore loves global warming.

16) Alan Heinberg takes too goddamn long.

17) I think that one day we will find out that Brian Michael Bendis is a cyborg and doesn't need to sleep.

18) How many times do I fart in my sleep?

19) Never Forget.

20) Do you think Batman wipes his ass, or he is so stealth that he just does ghost shits?

Welcome to the NEW Cee Diddy Holla

Welcome to the New Cee Diddy Holla!

As always we at CDH are determined to force our opinions about comics down your throat and deliver you news that you already read on a more reliable site.

If you were a fan of the original CDH then you will be happy to know that your old favorites like, "News You Already Know", "Crazy Ass Rumors", and "You Tube Theater" will continue to be regular posts on the site. I would be content with just using those three over and over again but the law says if you place the word "New" on something then by law you have to change things up a bit. So I'm pleased to announce three new posts you can start salivating over.

The first is titled "20 Thoughts from Shane-O-Mac." Every week Shane-O-Mac will share with us 20 different thoughts about the world of comics and geek culture. Think Andy Rooney meets Comic Book Guy.

The second new post comes from someone very close to my heart. Each week my girlfriend Teresa will bring you her post entitled, "My Boyfriend Made Me Read...". Each week I will be presenting her with a new book for her to read and write a review on.

Third we have something totally new for CDH, a cartoon. Every week you'll get a new chapter in the epic saga of "Cee Diddy Meets..." That's right true believer, every week yours truly will get a chance to meet a new character from the comic book world, in a one panel comic strip.

The site will be going live with new content starting Tuesday March 27th. In the meantime enjoy the links section and see exactly where we will be stealing our news from and be here on Tues for all the fun.

~Cee Diddy