20 Thoughts From Shane-O-Mac

As usual we just want everyone to know that the thoughts of Shane-O-Mac in no way reflect the thoughts of everyone else at Cee Diddy Holla. He's pretty much insane.

1 - Dick Grayson now feels he is the new Ben Affleck by trying to get Batwoman to convert back to the dick.

2 - Cory is kind of like the Punisher

3 - Wonder Woman is finally written by a woman

4 - We all know that Mark Bagley draws 15 year old Mary Jane and Kitty Pride having a lesbian free for all.

5 - TMNT was still just as awesome as it always was.

6 - Nicholas Cage wanted to be Ghost Rider so bad he...ok let me try this again. Nicholas Cage wanted to be Ghost Rider sooooo bad he...uh...aw fuck it, HE JUST SUCKS!!!

7 - World War Hulk will later be known as World War Waste of Time

8 - In the World War 3 picture for some reason Jason Todd likes to go into the batcave and stare into the glass naked with his clothes in hand.

9 - In the upcoming event, DC Countdown we'll find out that there is another form of kryptonite which is shaped as a vagina that makes Superman cry all the time.

10 - Steve McNiven is just a nice guy.

11 - The Adam Kubert Superman figures are supposed to come out this year. And by this year he meant 2008, and by 2008 he meant never and by never he meant forget I ever existed.

12 - Heath Ledger is playing the Joker in the next Batman movie but he's not a comic book movie fan. He says movies like that are boring. Right Heath, and movies about cowboys taking it up the ass are just non-stop adrenaline rushes. Fuck You!

13 - With Bagley doing a fill in arc for Mighty Avengers, the Bendis Bagley team will never end. Just like the team of gay's and aids.

14 - Topher Grace wasn't originally supposed to play Venom, he was going to play Spider-Man. But then Tobey Macguire settled for a billion dollars instead of the two billion he wanted.

15 - Stone Cold Steve Austin watched Vince McMahon get his head shaved, gave Donald Trump the stunner and has a movie coming out where he uses giant guns for the hell of it. Who says you can't kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time?

16 - Guitar Hero 2 comes out for the Xbox 360 this week. Nothing like faking your way to stardom with better graphics.

17 - President Bush was appalled by 300 because he said that Frank Miller blew his idea for a retaliation against the Middle East.

18 - Damon Lindeloff told everyone that if he actually completed Ultimate Wolverine Vs. Hulk then it would be the end of LOST and the world as we all know it. I think he just doesn't have an ending to that story either.

19 - A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

20 - Grinder by Judas Priest is going to be played through out the whole movie of Grind House.

~Shane-O-Mac